Friday, March 02, 2007

Just for the heckuvait

Since every other news site in the world is keeping up, why shouldn't we give you a...
Pop princess Britney Spears has been offered an opportunity to ressurect her failing career. Now that she’s sporting a shaved head, she’s been offered the lead in a remake of the popular television series, “Kojak.”
A script has already been developed which would have the lollipop-sucking detective, played by Spears, investigating a suspected murder in a rehab clinic.
“If this proves as successful as we think it will be, there’s the possibility Ms. Spears will be asked to star in a new Broadway production of ‘The King and I.’ Of course, she would play the King of Siam, the Yul Brenner role. Negotiations are underway to land Paris Hilton for the part of school teacher to the king’s children, Anna. It’s gonna happen,” said Hollywood insiders involved with both projects.

Isn't it great to know that soon Kevin Federline won't be the only Spears working!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we get an Anna Nicole update, too? How 'bout James Brown? All three of them smell alike about now.

2:52 PM  

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